CANADIAN TEMPERATURE GUIDE

50 degrees F. (10 C.)
- Floridians shiver uncontrollably
- Canadians plant their gardens

35 degrees F. (2 C.)
- Italian cars won't start
- Canadians drive with their windows down

32 degrees F. (0 C.)
- American water freezes
- Canadian's water gets thicker

0 degrees F. (-17 )
- New York City landlords finally turn on the heat
- Canadians have the last BBQ of the season

-60 degrees F. (-51C.)
- Mt. St. Helens freezes
- Canadian Brownies sell their cookies door to door

-100 degrees F. (- 73 C.)
- Santa Claus abandons the North pole
- Ottawa's Rideau Canal opens for skating

-173 degrees F. (-114 C.)
- Ethyl alcohol freezes
- Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-460 degrees F. (-273C.) Absolute zero
- All atomic motion stops
- Canadians start saying 'Cold, eh?'

-500 degrees F. (-295C.)
- Hell freezes over
- Leafs win the Stanley Cup

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